1 00:00:43,445 --> 00:00:45,739 Once upon a time, a long time ago, 2 00:00:45,906 --> 00:00:49,409 a king and queen had a beautiful daughter named Fiona. 3 00:00:49,576 --> 00:00:52,287 But she was possessed by a terrible curse. 4 00:00:52,454 --> 00:00:57,083 By day, a lovely princess. By night, a hideous ogre. 5 00:00:57,250 --> 00:01:00,003 Only true love's kiss could lift her curse. 6 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:04,341 So Fiona waited in a tower, guarded by a dragon, until the day 7 00:01:04,507 --> 00:01:07,218 when her true love would arrive. 8 00:01:07,385 --> 00:01:09,721 But as the days turned into years, 9 00:01:09,888 --> 00:01:13,850 the king and queen were forced to resort to more desperate measures. 10 00:02:05,735 --> 00:02:07,487 Whoa, there. 11 00:02:08,738 --> 00:02:10,573 I don't know about this, Lillian. 12 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:15,078 Fairy Godmother said only true love's kiss could break Fiona's curse. 13 00:02:15,245 --> 00:02:19,499 I don't trust that woman, Harold. This may be our last hope. 14 00:02:19,666 --> 00:02:22,794 Besides, he does come highly recommended by King Midas. 15 00:02:22,961 --> 00:02:27,590 But to put our daughter's life in the hands of this... person? 16 00:02:27,757 --> 00:02:32,470 He's devious. He's deceitful. He's, he's... 17 00:02:32,637 --> 00:02:35,015 Rumpelstiltskin! 18 00:02:38,852 --> 00:02:40,395 Mrs. Highness. 19 00:02:41,021 --> 00:02:42,439 How do you do? 20 00:02:44,357 --> 00:02:46,109 Down, Fifi. Get down! 21 00:02:47,694 --> 00:02:50,613 As you can see, everything's in order. 22 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:54,492 So you'll put an end to our daughter's curse? 23 00:02:54,659 --> 00:02:58,997 And, in return, you sign the kingdom of Far Far Away over to me. 24 00:03:05,045 --> 00:03:09,215 - Lillian, this is madness! - What choice do we have? 25 00:03:09,382 --> 00:03:12,927 Fiona has been locked away in that tower far too long. 26 00:03:13,094 --> 00:03:15,180 It's not like she's getting any younger. 27 00:03:15,346 --> 00:03:18,016 But to sign over our entire kingdom? 28 00:03:18,183 --> 00:03:21,102 Well, if your kingdom's worth more to you than your daughter... 29 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:24,898 Nothing is worth more to us than our daughter. 30 00:03:28,401 --> 00:03:29,903 Jump, Fifi, jump! 31 00:03:36,076 --> 00:03:39,913 Just sign it and all your problems will disappear. 32 00:03:49,589 --> 00:03:52,926 Your Highness! The Princess! She's been saved! 33 00:03:57,931 --> 00:03:59,432 Who saved her? 34 00:04:00,183 --> 00:04:02,977 No one would have guessed that an ogre named Shrek, 35 00:04:03,144 --> 00:04:05,230 whose roar was feared throughout the land, 36 00:04:05,396 --> 00:04:08,066 would save the beautiful Princess Fiona. 37 00:04:08,233 --> 00:04:11,194 True love's kiss led to marriage and ogre babies! 38 00:04:11,361 --> 00:04:14,489 The kingdom of Far Far Away was finally at peace. 39 00:04:14,656 --> 00:04:19,035 Goody for them! And they lived happily ever after! 40 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:23,414 Sir? You're gonna have to pay for that. 41 00:04:24,791 --> 00:04:27,335 Maybe we could make a deal for it, little boy? 42 00:04:27,502 --> 00:04:31,214 - Oh, I'm not a real boy. - Do you want to be? 43 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:38,138 Nobody needs your deals anymore, Grumpel Stinkypants! 44 00:04:44,144 --> 00:04:47,647 I wish that ogre was never born! 45 00:04:59,701 --> 00:05:01,911 Wake up, Daddy, wake up! 46 00:05:02,662 --> 00:05:05,832 - Good morning. - Good morning to you. 47 00:05:08,918 --> 00:05:10,503 Better out than in. 48 00:05:11,212 --> 00:05:12,422 That's my line. 49 00:05:12,589 --> 00:05:15,550 Did my little Fergus make a... 50 00:05:15,717 --> 00:05:18,970 ...big, grownup ogre stink?! 51 00:05:19,137 --> 00:05:22,348 Oh, that's diabolical! 52 00:05:24,559 --> 00:05:27,687 And on your left, the lovable lug that showed us you don't have to 53 00:05:27,854 --> 00:05:30,231 change your undies to change the world! 54 00:05:31,441 --> 00:05:33,568 I wonder what Shrek's up to in there. 55 00:05:33,735 --> 00:05:37,030 Get in there. Get... Impossible to put on! 56 00:05:37,947 --> 00:05:41,326 OK, the dragon goes under the bridge, through the loop... 57 00:05:41,492 --> 00:05:43,870 ...and finally, into the castle. 58 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:50,585 Play date! 59 00:05:50,752 --> 00:05:53,087 Winter, spring, summer or fall 60 00:05:53,254 --> 00:05:55,548 All you got to do is call 61 00:05:57,550 --> 00:05:59,761 Then Shrek kissed the Princess. 62 00:05:59,928 --> 00:06:01,971 She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived... 63 00:06:02,138 --> 00:06:03,181 Happily... 64 00:06:03,348 --> 00:06:04,807 - Ever... - After. 65 00:06:11,481 --> 00:06:12,774 Look! A shooting star! 66 00:06:14,901 --> 00:06:16,986 So, what did you wish for? 67 00:06:17,153 --> 00:06:19,239 That every day could be like this one. 68 00:06:19,405 --> 00:06:20,865 Come here, you. 69 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:23,076 One love 70 00:06:24,077 --> 00:06:26,204 One heart 71 00:06:26,371 --> 00:06:29,165 Let's get together 72 00:06:29,332 --> 00:06:31,834 And feel all right 73 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,213 Morning, Daddy. 74 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:36,506 Morning. 75 00:06:38,758 --> 00:06:39,759 Better out than in. 76 00:06:41,094 --> 00:06:42,929 Did my little Fergus make a... 77 00:06:46,266 --> 00:06:48,309 Cute. Real cute. 78 00:06:50,103 --> 00:06:51,271 This lovable lug taught us 79 00:06:51,437 --> 00:06:54,357 you don't have to change your undies to change the world! 80 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:56,442 Play date! 81 00:06:56,609 --> 00:06:58,111 And I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah 82 00:06:59,028 --> 00:07:01,656 Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up! 83 00:07:01,823 --> 00:07:04,784 She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived... 84 00:07:04,951 --> 00:07:05,952 - Happily... - Ever... 85 00:07:06,119 --> 00:07:07,161 After? 86 00:07:09,831 --> 00:07:12,125 - Daddy, get up! - Morning. 87 00:07:14,252 --> 00:07:17,130 - Better out than in. - This lovable lug... 88 00:07:17,922 --> 00:07:19,465 - Play date! - No! 89 00:07:19,632 --> 00:07:21,134 You've got a friend 90 00:07:21,301 --> 00:07:22,552 Outhouse again! 91 00:07:22,719 --> 00:07:23,803 Come on. 92 00:07:27,724 --> 00:07:28,891 Undies! 93 00:07:30,727 --> 00:07:31,811 Outhouse! 94 00:07:31,978 --> 00:07:34,105 - Get up, get up! - And they lived... 95 00:07:34,272 --> 00:07:35,732 - Happily... - Ever... 96 00:07:35,898 --> 00:07:37,150 After. 97 00:08:27,867 --> 00:08:29,202 Roar. 98 00:09:18,501 --> 00:09:19,919 Nice landing, baby. 99 00:09:20,086 --> 00:09:22,463 Hey! Now remember, don't eat the valet. 100 00:09:23,881 --> 00:09:27,552 Happy birthday, niños! Vamos a la fiesta! 101 00:09:28,886 --> 00:09:30,513 Hey, Shrek, Shrek! 102 00:09:31,681 --> 00:09:34,308 Mr. Shrek, would you sign our pitchforks? 103 00:09:34,475 --> 00:09:35,560 And our torches? 104 00:09:35,726 --> 00:09:37,437 Oh, man, you used to be so fierce! 105 00:09:37,603 --> 00:09:39,439 Yeah, when you were a real ogre! 106 00:09:39,605 --> 00:09:41,524 A real ogre? 107 00:09:41,691 --> 00:09:43,192 Happy Birthday bash No more diaper rash 108 00:09:43,359 --> 00:09:45,862 One year older, not a pain Friends still remain the same, refrain 109 00:09:46,028 --> 00:09:47,238 Super duper, party pooper 110 00:09:47,405 --> 00:09:49,282 Birthday, birthday, birthday bash Birthday, birthday, birthday bash 111 00:09:49,449 --> 00:09:52,243 Birthday bash Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah 112 00:09:52,994 --> 00:09:55,997 Shrek, it's a sing-along. You've got to sing along! 113 00:09:56,164 --> 00:09:59,292 - No, thanks. - Please? I'll be your best friend. 114 00:09:59,459 --> 00:10:03,921 Why does being your best friend entail me doing everything I don't want to do? 115 00:10:04,088 --> 00:10:06,424 Please, Felicia, not in Daddy's ear. 116 00:10:06,591 --> 00:10:07,842 Excuse me, Mr. Shrek? 117 00:10:08,009 --> 00:10:10,178 Could you do that ogre roar of yours for my son? 118 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:11,846 He's a big, big fan. 119 00:10:12,013 --> 00:10:13,139 Do the roar. 120 00:10:13,306 --> 00:10:16,100 You know, I'd rather not. It's my kids' birthday party. 121 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,269 - Do the roar. - Honey? 122 00:10:18,436 --> 00:10:19,770 Why don't you go check on the cake? 123 00:10:19,937 --> 00:10:23,316 - Sure. - And don't forget the candles. 124 00:10:23,483 --> 00:10:24,484 Hold still. 125 00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:26,652 Thanks for the pants, Muffin Man. 126 00:10:26,819 --> 00:10:29,697 I always wanted chaps! Yee-haw! Giddyap! 127 00:10:29,864 --> 00:10:31,240 - Monsieur Shrek. - Howdy, Shrek! 128 00:10:31,407 --> 00:10:33,075 Your cake. Voilà! 129 00:10:33,618 --> 00:10:37,580 - Oh, what is that supposed to be? - That's Sprinkles the Ogre! 130 00:10:37,747 --> 00:10:40,124 Isn't he cute? He looks just like you. 131 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,543 But happy. It's a party, Shrek. You gotta cheer up! 132 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,295 I'm in a great mood, actually. 133 00:10:44,462 --> 00:10:47,340 - Oh, I'm gonna lick me a rainbow! - Donkey! 134 00:10:47,507 --> 00:10:48,674 As long as you're not doing anything, 135 00:10:48,841 --> 00:10:50,301 how about one of those famous Shrek roars? 136 00:10:50,468 --> 00:10:53,012 - Do the roar. - Let me set you straight, Butter Pants. 137 00:10:53,179 --> 00:10:55,723 An ogre only roars when he's angry. 138 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:57,975 You don't want to see me angry, do you? 139 00:10:58,142 --> 00:10:59,435 Do it. 140 00:11:00,853 --> 00:11:02,730 Hold it together. Just hold it together. 141 00:11:02,897 --> 00:11:04,982 Daddy, he's getting away. Do something. 142 00:11:05,149 --> 00:11:06,442 Oh, good. 143 00:11:06,609 --> 00:11:10,112 - What happened to the cake? - Trust me. It's an improvement. 144 00:11:10,279 --> 00:11:11,864 - You licked it! - No. 145 00:11:12,031 --> 00:11:14,909 Just because you're an ogre, doesn't mean you have to eat like one. 146 00:11:15,076 --> 00:11:17,370 Looks like you forgot the candles! 147 00:11:17,537 --> 00:11:19,789 OK, just watch the cake. I'll go get them. 148 00:11:19,956 --> 00:11:21,249 Watch the cake? 149 00:11:21,874 --> 00:11:24,043 - Where's the cake?! - We ate the cake. 150 00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:25,294 - Ja. - What? 151 00:11:25,461 --> 00:11:26,712 No, don't cry. 152 00:11:26,879 --> 00:11:29,382 Hey! I believe you promised my son a roar. 153 00:11:29,549 --> 00:11:30,967 - Do the roar. - Roar. 154 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:33,427 - I don't like it. - Pigs, we need another cake. 155 00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:36,430 - We ate the other cakes. - One roar, man. 156 00:11:36,597 --> 00:11:39,016 Hey, everybody! Shrek's gonna do his famous ogre roar! 157 00:11:39,183 --> 00:11:41,894 Not now, Donkey. Pigs, are there any cupcakes? 158 00:11:42,061 --> 00:11:43,938 - We ate them, too. - They have lollipops. 159 00:11:44,105 --> 00:11:45,273 No, I ate them. 160 00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:48,150 - You didn't share? - Well, you didn't share the croissants! 161 00:11:48,317 --> 00:11:51,320 - Everything's gonna be OK. - Shrek, what's going on? 162 00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:53,447 - Come on, Shrek, your fans are waiting! - Do the roar. 163 00:11:53,614 --> 00:11:55,074 Happy Birthday bash No more diaper rash 164 00:11:55,241 --> 00:11:56,909 We need the cake! 165 00:11:58,244 --> 00:12:00,580 Cake! Cake! Cake! 166 00:12:15,636 --> 00:12:16,721 I love you, Daddy. 167 00:12:16,887 --> 00:12:19,599 Everybody, I have found another cake! 168 00:12:20,933 --> 00:12:22,977 Shrek? Are you OK? 169 00:12:50,713 --> 00:12:53,924 - Unbelievable. - Tell me about it! Those villagers... 170 00:12:54,091 --> 00:12:57,428 I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. 171 00:12:57,595 --> 00:13:00,598 Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday? 172 00:13:00,765 --> 00:13:04,769 - Oh, great. So this is all my fault? - Yes. But you know what? 173 00:13:04,935 --> 00:13:06,979 Let's talk about this after the party, at home. 174 00:13:07,146 --> 00:13:09,857 You mean that roadside attraction we live in? 175 00:13:10,024 --> 00:13:14,528 Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry! He won't bite! 176 00:13:14,695 --> 00:13:18,866 I used to be an ogre. Now I'm just a jolly green joke! 177 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:23,329 OK, OK, maybe you're not the ogre you used to be. 178 00:13:23,496 --> 00:13:25,206 But maybe that's not such a bad thing. 179 00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:29,043 I wouldn't expect you to understand. It's not like you're a real ogre. 180 00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:31,504 You spent half your life in a palace. 181 00:13:31,671 --> 00:13:34,215 And the other half locked away in a tower. 182 00:13:35,675 --> 00:13:39,679 Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be! 183 00:13:39,845 --> 00:13:44,600 Back when villagers were afraid of me, and I could take a mud bath in peace. 184 00:13:44,767 --> 00:13:48,354 When I could do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it! 185 00:13:48,521 --> 00:13:51,899 Back when the world made sense! 186 00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:54,735 You mean back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep? 187 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,278 Exactly! 188 00:14:02,118 --> 00:14:06,372 Shrek, you have three beautiful children, 189 00:14:06,539 --> 00:14:08,708 a wife who loves you, 190 00:14:08,874 --> 00:14:12,920 friends who adore you. You have everything. 191 00:14:15,381 --> 00:14:19,760 Why is it the only person who can't see that is you? 192 00:14:40,573 --> 00:14:42,241 That's just great. 193 00:14:49,582 --> 00:14:51,584 If she thinks I'm gonna slink back there and apologize, 194 00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:56,088 she's got another thing coming. She's not the boss of me. 195 00:14:56,255 --> 00:15:00,092 I'm an ogre and I'm not gonna apologize for acting like one. 196 00:15:00,259 --> 00:15:04,597 Help, please! Someone, anyone at all, help me! 197 00:15:04,764 --> 00:15:06,515 Please, help! 198 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,559 Please, help! 199 00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:10,728 I'm stuck! Help! 200 00:15:10,895 --> 00:15:12,730 Oh, please, help! 201 00:15:12,897 --> 00:15:15,691 Someone, anyone! Help me! 202 00:15:15,858 --> 00:15:19,361 The pain! I can see a bright light. A tunnel! 203 00:15:20,279 --> 00:15:21,989 Grandma? Is that you? 204 00:15:22,156 --> 00:15:23,532 Yeah, it's me, Granny. 205 00:15:23,699 --> 00:15:27,286 An ogre! Please, Mr. Ogre, please don't eat me! 206 00:15:27,453 --> 00:15:28,996 I'm not gonna eat you. 207 00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:32,458 But you are an ogre... Aren't you? 208 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:35,461 Yeah, well, I... I used to be. 209 00:15:35,628 --> 00:15:38,047 Look, move out or get crushed. 210 00:15:38,214 --> 00:15:40,216 So you're not gonna eat me? 211 00:15:40,382 --> 00:15:45,221 No, thanks. I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast. 212 00:15:46,639 --> 00:15:49,600 Wait up! What's your rush? Where you going? 213 00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:50,768 Nowhere. 214 00:15:50,935 --> 00:15:53,604 What a coincidence! I was just heading that way myself. 215 00:15:53,771 --> 00:15:58,275 But, seriously, let me give you a ride. I insist. 216 00:15:58,442 --> 00:16:02,822 Come on. It's the least I can do after all you've done for me. 217 00:16:04,406 --> 00:16:05,908 I got a hot rat cooking. 218 00:16:08,577 --> 00:16:11,539 All right! Can I interest you in a mudslide? Slug and tonic? 219 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:14,667 A liquid libation to ease that frustration? 220 00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:19,129 - Eyeball-tini? - Well, maybe just one. 221 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:24,051 So the centaur says, "That's not the half I'm talking about." 222 00:16:25,094 --> 00:16:27,805 I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you. 223 00:16:27,972 --> 00:16:31,308 To live the life of an ogre... no worries, no responsibilities. 224 00:16:31,475 --> 00:16:34,228 You are free to pillage and terrorize as you please. 225 00:16:34,395 --> 00:16:37,690 - Free? That's a laugh. - Oh, yeah? 226 00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:43,445 Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again. 227 00:16:43,612 --> 00:16:44,738 Why didn't you say so? 228 00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:48,075 Magical transactions are my specialty! 229 00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:51,954 Great. Next to mimes, magicians are my favorite people. 230 00:16:52,913 --> 00:16:54,415 Hold on. 231 00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:57,751 "King for a Month." "Knight for a Week." 232 00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:03,132 Ogre for a day. 233 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,802 Think about it, Shrek. To be feared and hated. 234 00:17:06,969 --> 00:17:08,012 You'll be, like, "Roar!" 235 00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:11,765 And the villagers will be, like, "Get away! It's Shrek! I'm so scared of him!" 236 00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:15,311 It'll be just like the good old days, when your swamp was your castle. 237 00:17:15,477 --> 00:17:21,108 - When the world made sense. - All right, what's the catch? 238 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:24,945 Catch? No. There's no catch. No catchings, really. 239 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,197 I mean, there's something. Small thing. Nothing. A little thing. 240 00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:30,367 All right, I knew it. So, what do you want? 241 00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:32,369 - A day. - A day. 242 00:17:32,536 --> 00:17:33,579 Rat's done! 243 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:38,292 To make the magic work, you gotta give something to get something. 244 00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:41,378 In this case, you gotta give a day to get a day. That's all. 245 00:17:41,545 --> 00:17:44,256 I can't just pick up and leave my family. 246 00:17:44,423 --> 00:17:48,093 But that's the best part, Shrek! It's a magical contract. 247 00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:50,095 No one will even know you're gone. 248 00:17:50,262 --> 00:17:56,060 And by the time this day is up, you are gonna feel like a changed ogre. 249 00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:59,021 Still, I don't know. 250 00:17:59,188 --> 00:18:02,733 Hey, no problem. Forget it, no big D. Doesn't matter. 251 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,402 Do you like white meat or dark meat? 252 00:18:06,654 --> 00:18:09,657 So what day would I have to give up? 253 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:12,701 I don't know, any day. A day from your past. 254 00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:15,287 How about the day you had the flu? A day you lost a pet? 255 00:18:15,454 --> 00:18:17,873 A day some meddling oaf stuck his nose where it didn't belong 256 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,667 destroying your business and ruining your life?! 257 00:18:23,337 --> 00:18:24,797 Just for an example. 258 00:18:24,964 --> 00:18:26,715 How about the day I met Donkey? 259 00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:29,385 Now, there's a day I'd like to take back. 260 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,553 I don't know who that is. 261 00:18:32,388 --> 00:18:34,974 I know. What about a day you wouldn't even remember? 262 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:37,351 Like a day when you were a baby. 263 00:18:37,518 --> 00:18:42,773 - An innocent, mindless little baby. - Take any of those days you want. 264 00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:47,319 - Take them all for all I care. - Oh, just one will do. 265 00:18:48,696 --> 00:18:51,365 OK, good. A day from your childhood it is. 266 00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:55,160 I guess there's nothing wrong with wanting a little time for myself. 267 00:18:55,327 --> 00:18:56,870 Just 24 tiny little hours. 268 00:18:57,037 --> 00:18:59,123 - I'm still my own ogre! - Yeah, you is! 269 00:18:59,289 --> 00:19:01,542 I never needed to ask for anyone's permission before. 270 00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:04,378 So why start now? 271 00:19:13,053 --> 00:19:14,513 Go on, Shrek. 272 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,223 Sign it! 273 00:19:17,307 --> 00:19:18,767 Go on, Shrek. 274 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,437 Sign it, Shrek! Sign it! 275 00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:24,440 You signed it. 276 00:19:24,606 --> 00:19:27,401 So, tell me. What happens now? 277 00:19:27,568 --> 00:19:29,236 Have a nice day. 278 00:19:47,212 --> 00:19:49,631 I think I fell on my keys. 279 00:19:49,798 --> 00:19:51,216 There are 40 children in that shoe, 280 00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:54,094 which is why the weasel goes pop to this very day. 281 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,304 Oh, great. 282 00:19:55,471 --> 00:19:57,973 As we head over the river and through the woods... 283 00:19:58,140 --> 00:19:59,308 Ogre! 284 00:20:22,664 --> 00:20:24,166 Kill the ogre! Kill the ogre! 285 00:21:17,845 --> 00:21:20,848 This is the part where you run away! 286 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,872 Sure is great to be wanted again. 287 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:47,708 Nice one. 288 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:57,759 Fiona? 289 00:22:07,936 --> 00:22:09,438 Oh, no. 290 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,078 My home. 291 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,748 Fiona! 292 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:32,753 Fiona! Are you in there?! 293 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,626 All right, Rumpel! 294 00:23:13,293 --> 00:23:15,796 This wasn't part of the deal! 295 00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:20,634 Rumpel! 296 00:23:42,030 --> 00:23:44,074 Ogre! 297 00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:48,495 We've got another one, ladies! Get him! 298 00:23:50,038 --> 00:23:51,707 Who are you?! 299 00:23:51,873 --> 00:23:53,875 What are you doing in my swamp? 300 00:24:00,132 --> 00:24:02,342 Looks like a troublemaker! 301 00:24:14,896 --> 00:24:16,189 Spread 'em! 302 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,527 Nice job, ladies! 303 00:24:28,076 --> 00:24:32,372 You witches are making a big mistake! I know my rights! 304 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:34,875 You have the right to shut your mouth! 305 00:24:45,052 --> 00:24:47,179 Just thinking about tomorrow 306 00:24:47,346 --> 00:24:50,223 Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow 307 00:24:50,390 --> 00:24:52,267 Till there's none 308 00:24:52,434 --> 00:24:54,561 When I'm stuck with a day that's grey 309 00:24:54,728 --> 00:24:58,231 Donkey, stop with the singing, will you? 310 00:24:59,066 --> 00:25:00,400 Donkey! 311 00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:04,738 Oh, the sun'll come out tomorrow 312 00:25:04,905 --> 00:25:06,865 So you got to hang on till tomorrow 313 00:25:07,032 --> 00:25:09,576 Come what may Tomorrow, tomorrow 314 00:25:09,743 --> 00:25:12,245 Donkey, where am I? What's happening? 315 00:25:12,412 --> 00:25:15,582 Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song. 316 00:25:17,084 --> 00:25:19,586 But I made up my mind 317 00:25:19,753 --> 00:25:22,130 I'm keeping my baby 318 00:25:22,297 --> 00:25:25,092 I'm driving, so I'm in charge of the music. 319 00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:29,096 Will you witches make up your mind? 320 00:25:29,262 --> 00:25:33,100 No matter what they take from me 321 00:25:33,266 --> 00:25:37,729 They can't take away my dignity 322 00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:41,483 Donkey? What's going on? Do you know where Fiona is? 323 00:25:42,109 --> 00:25:44,820 Quiet, ogre! You're gonna get me in trouble and I need this job. 324 00:25:44,986 --> 00:25:46,655 I am not going back to work for Old MacDonald. 325 00:25:46,822 --> 00:25:49,616 Tell me to E-I-E-I-O. "E-I-E-I-No!" That's what I said. 326 00:25:49,783 --> 00:25:53,495 Where are my babies? And where's your wife, Dragon? 327 00:25:53,662 --> 00:25:56,498 Look, I think you have me confused with some other talking donkey. 328 00:25:56,665 --> 00:25:58,041 I've never seen you before in my life. 329 00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:00,794 Never seen me before? Come on, Donkey! 330 00:26:00,961 --> 00:26:03,130 And how do you know my name anyway? 331 00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:06,174 It's me, Shrek. Your best friend? 332 00:26:06,842 --> 00:26:08,260 A donkey and an ogre friends? 333 00:26:08,427 --> 00:26:10,679 That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! 334 00:26:13,515 --> 00:26:16,017 Can you at least tell me where they're taking me? 335 00:26:16,184 --> 00:26:19,354 To the same place they take every ogre. To Rumpelstiltskin. 336 00:26:20,147 --> 00:26:23,233 - Stiltskin! - I said quiet! 337 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,318 Hit me with your best shot 338 00:26:25,986 --> 00:26:28,363 Why don't you hit me with your best shot? 339 00:26:29,072 --> 00:26:30,490 Hit me with your best shot 340 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:33,368 - Oh, no. - Fire away 341 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:47,340 It's time to crumble! 342 00:26:47,507 --> 00:26:51,845 Place your bets! Place your bets! We start tout de suite! 343 00:26:52,053 --> 00:26:53,054 Yeah! 344 00:26:56,183 --> 00:26:57,559 Gingy? 345 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:03,356 Gingy snap! 346 00:27:05,942 --> 00:27:06,985 There's one! 347 00:27:07,152 --> 00:27:08,862 Disgusting, filthy ogre! 348 00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:10,780 Filthy ogre! 349 00:27:10,947 --> 00:27:12,574 Filthy, filthy creature! 350 00:27:12,741 --> 00:27:15,035 Disgusting creature! 351 00:27:41,102 --> 00:27:42,812 Move it! 352 00:27:59,913 --> 00:28:02,666 Don't worry, Donkey. I'll get us our lives back. 353 00:28:02,832 --> 00:28:06,002 Yeah, right. Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy! 354 00:28:43,123 --> 00:28:44,958 Mr. Stiltskin? 355 00:28:47,002 --> 00:28:49,129 You got another customer. 356 00:28:49,504 --> 00:28:52,007 - Wolfie! - Yes, Mr. Stiltskin. 357 00:28:52,173 --> 00:28:54,009 Bring me my business wig. 358 00:28:54,175 --> 00:28:56,386 Mr. Stiltskin, please! 359 00:28:59,306 --> 00:29:01,766 - OK, go. - Please make me a real boy! 360 00:29:01,933 --> 00:29:05,312 Go away! Terms are in the details, balsa boy. 361 00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:08,231 Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne! 362 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:10,150 Stiltskin! 363 00:29:11,526 --> 00:29:12,611 Shrek! 364 00:29:14,571 --> 00:29:16,031 There he is! 365 00:29:17,032 --> 00:29:18,450 So close! 366 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,162 Have I been waiting for you! 367 00:29:23,038 --> 00:29:25,540 Ladies, this is the guy 368 00:29:25,707 --> 00:29:29,085 that made all of this possible! 369 00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:32,714 So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day? 370 00:29:32,881 --> 00:29:36,009 All right, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done? 371 00:29:36,176 --> 00:29:39,346 No, Shrek, it's not what I've done. It's what you've done. 372 00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:43,308 Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me. 373 00:29:43,475 --> 00:29:44,893 They would never do that. 374 00:29:45,060 --> 00:29:49,689 They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. 375 00:29:51,191 --> 00:29:53,526 And then they disappeared! 376 00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:04,245 They would have done anything 377 00:30:04,412 --> 00:30:06,539 if they thought it would end their daughter's curse. 378 00:30:06,706 --> 00:30:09,084 I ended Fiona's curse! 379 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:12,587 How could you when you never existed? 380 00:30:12,754 --> 00:30:15,757 You better start making sense, you dirty little man! 381 00:30:15,924 --> 00:30:18,218 Here, let me spell it out for you! 382 00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:22,722 You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn't even remember. 383 00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:27,102 A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. 384 00:30:30,730 --> 00:30:32,315 You took the day I was born. 385 00:30:32,482 --> 00:30:35,485 No, Shrek. You gave it to me. 386 00:30:35,652 --> 00:30:39,197 Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up... 387 00:30:39,364 --> 00:30:42,075 But you haven't heard the best part. 388 00:30:42,242 --> 00:30:47,956 Since you were never born, once this day comes to an end, so will you. 389 00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:53,628 Where's Fiona? 390 00:30:54,337 --> 00:30:55,547 Where's my family? 391 00:30:55,714 --> 00:30:58,925 Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? 392 00:30:59,092 --> 00:31:01,636 You see, you were never born. 393 00:31:01,803 --> 00:31:03,930 You never met Fiona. 394 00:31:04,097 --> 00:31:07,684 Your kids don't exist. 395 00:31:10,562 --> 00:31:13,773 How's that for a metaphysical paradox? 396 00:31:15,608 --> 00:31:18,027 Looks like you got exactly what you wanted! 397 00:31:19,028 --> 00:31:22,282 - Happy Ogre Day! - Rumpel! 398 00:31:24,284 --> 00:31:25,577 Get him, witches! 399 00:31:36,087 --> 00:31:39,340 You know what'd help morale around here? Flip-flop Fridays. 400 00:31:39,507 --> 00:31:42,177 Feet be comfortable with the breeze on your toes. 401 00:31:49,184 --> 00:31:50,852 Come on, girls! 402 00:32:01,488 --> 00:32:05,200 Lock all the doors, you worthless witches! Do it! 403 00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:09,621 I'll be right back, Donkey! 404 00:32:09,788 --> 00:32:13,208 I don't know you! I don't know him! 405 00:32:32,685 --> 00:32:34,687 I'm glad I'm not you. 406 00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:40,693 Help me! Help! 407 00:32:41,903 --> 00:32:42,904 Help! 408 00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:52,914 No, not my pretty ball! 409 00:32:57,377 --> 00:32:59,212 Watch out! 410 00:33:11,432 --> 00:33:12,392 Wolfie? 411 00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:14,894 My angry wig. 412 00:33:23,528 --> 00:33:26,906 Help! I've been kidnapped by a deranged, unbalanced ogre! 413 00:33:27,073 --> 00:33:28,491 Donkey! Get off of me! 414 00:33:28,658 --> 00:33:31,578 Watch it with your pointy hooves! 415 00:33:38,626 --> 00:33:40,253 - Just take my wallet! - Hey! 416 00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:42,422 I'm being ass-napped! 417 00:33:43,047 --> 00:33:44,215 Animal cruelty! Help! 418 00:33:44,382 --> 00:33:46,467 You need to calm down! 419 00:33:46,634 --> 00:33:47,802 I'm your friend. 420 00:33:48,553 --> 00:33:50,638 I'm not gonna hurt you, all right? 421 00:33:51,598 --> 00:33:53,474 Good. I'm gonna let go... 422 00:33:53,641 --> 00:33:56,102 ...right... now. 423 00:33:56,269 --> 00:33:58,813 Please! Eat my face last! Send my hooves to my mama! 424 00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:01,441 Donkey! You've got to trust me. 425 00:34:01,608 --> 00:34:04,193 - Why should I trust you? - Because... 426 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,446 Because... 427 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:11,451 OK. 428 00:34:15,622 --> 00:34:19,459 Winter, spring, summer or fall 429 00:34:19,626 --> 00:34:23,880 All you've got to do is call 430 00:34:24,047 --> 00:34:27,050 And I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah 431 00:34:27,216 --> 00:34:32,305 You've got a friend 432 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:53,534 Fine! Go ahead! Run away! Who needs you? 433 00:35:27,068 --> 00:35:29,737 I've never seen an ogre cry. 434 00:35:35,243 --> 00:35:36,953 I'm not crying. 435 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,163 It's nothing to be ashamed of. I cry all the time. 436 00:35:39,330 --> 00:35:42,250 Just thinking about my grandma, or thinking about baby kittens, 437 00:35:42,417 --> 00:35:46,754 or my grandma kissing a baby kitten, or a little baby grandma kitten. 438 00:35:48,089 --> 00:35:51,050 - That is so darn sad. - I said, I'm not crying! 439 00:35:51,217 --> 00:35:53,094 Take it easy, I'm only trying to help. 440 00:35:53,261 --> 00:35:55,096 It's none of my business why you're upset. 441 00:35:56,097 --> 00:35:57,432 By the way, why are you upset? 442 00:35:57,598 --> 00:36:00,476 I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have. 443 00:36:00,643 --> 00:36:02,937 You signed up for one of them time-shares, huh? 444 00:36:03,104 --> 00:36:05,773 No. I signed this. 445 00:36:06,441 --> 00:36:08,943 You should never sign a contract with Rumpelstiltskin! 446 00:36:09,110 --> 00:36:10,445 Yeah, I got that. 447 00:36:10,611 --> 00:36:12,613 - His fine print is crafty. - I know. 448 00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:15,116 - His exit clauses are sneaky. - Yeah, I... 449 00:36:15,950 --> 00:36:18,411 - What did you say? - I'm talking about the exit clause. 450 00:36:18,578 --> 00:36:19,746 Used to be, you had to guess his name, 451 00:36:19,912 --> 00:36:21,831 but now everybody knows who Rumpelstiltskin is. 452 00:36:21,998 --> 00:36:23,624 Donkey, I've read the fine print. 453 00:36:23,791 --> 00:36:26,127 There's nothing about an exit clause in here. 454 00:36:26,294 --> 00:36:28,212 Well, you didn't expect him to make it easy for you. 455 00:36:28,379 --> 00:36:30,631 Here, let me show you how it's done. 456 00:36:30,798 --> 00:36:32,300 I didn't spend all that time around them witches 457 00:36:32,467 --> 00:36:34,135 without picking up a few tricks. 458 00:36:34,302 --> 00:36:36,512 Your tiny little ogre brain couldn't begin to comprehend 459 00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:38,973 the complexity of my polygonic foldability skills. 460 00:36:39,140 --> 00:36:40,391 What are you doing? 461 00:36:40,558 --> 00:36:43,644 Hey, I can't get my origami on unless you back off. 462 00:36:43,811 --> 00:36:47,106 Thank you. OK, here's what you gotta do. You fold this piece here, 463 00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:49,650 make this letter match up here, bring this corner here, 464 00:36:49,817 --> 00:36:53,988 and if you do it just right, it will show you what to do. There! 465 00:36:54,155 --> 00:36:56,491 "Try Lou's Bliss." 466 00:36:59,494 --> 00:37:00,536 Who's Lou? 467 00:37:00,703 --> 00:37:02,497 Give me that! 468 00:37:07,835 --> 00:37:09,879 "True Love's Kiss." 469 00:37:12,173 --> 00:37:14,675 You have to take me to dinner first. 470 00:37:15,510 --> 00:37:18,679 "According to fairy tale law, if not fully satisfied, 471 00:37:18,846 --> 00:37:22,350 true love's kiss will render this contract null and void." 472 00:37:22,517 --> 00:37:26,020 Donkey, you did it! Look at you! 473 00:37:26,187 --> 00:37:30,983 If Fiona and I share true love's kiss, I will get my life back! 474 00:37:31,150 --> 00:37:34,070 OK! This isn't a petting zoo! So where is this Fiona? 475 00:37:35,696 --> 00:37:37,156 Well, that's just it, you see. 476 00:37:37,824 --> 00:37:39,200 I don't know. 477 00:37:39,367 --> 00:37:41,536 You know, when I lose something, I always try to retrace my steps. 478 00:37:41,702 --> 00:37:44,038 So... where did you leave her last? 479 00:37:44,705 --> 00:37:46,874 The last time I saw her, 480 00:37:47,041 --> 00:37:49,710 I told her I wished I'd never rescued her. 481 00:37:51,712 --> 00:37:54,841 - Oh, no. - Shrek? 482 00:37:55,007 --> 00:37:57,593 Shrek! Shrek, wait! Wait, Shrek! 483 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,887 What, are you crazy? That's the Dragon's Keep! 484 00:38:00,054 --> 00:38:01,973 They keep dragons in there! 485 00:38:03,850 --> 00:38:05,268 OK, yeah, fine! Go ahead! 486 00:38:05,434 --> 00:38:08,354 I'm gonna just hang back here and find us some breakfast! 487 00:38:19,157 --> 00:38:20,408 Fiona! 488 00:38:55,610 --> 00:38:57,278 Oh, no. 489 00:39:08,206 --> 00:39:10,499 If I didn't save Fiona... 490 00:39:13,461 --> 00:39:15,171 ...then who did? 491 00:39:25,723 --> 00:39:30,519 This is the favor Fiona was supposed to give me on the day we met. 492 00:39:32,146 --> 00:39:34,190 It's a symbol of our love. 493 00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:36,150 Now smell it! 494 00:39:36,317 --> 00:39:38,194 Hey, man, get that dirty favor out of my face! 495 00:39:38,361 --> 00:39:41,906 Your nose is the only chance I have of tracking down my wife, 496 00:39:42,073 --> 00:39:44,659 so stop complaining and start smelling. 497 00:39:44,825 --> 00:39:46,285 Smell it! Get it! Away you go, girl! 498 00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:48,162 Do I look like a bloodhound to you? 499 00:39:48,329 --> 00:39:50,748 In case you haven't noticed, I'm a donkey, not a dog! 500 00:39:50,915 --> 00:39:53,668 If I was a dog, they'd call me Dog, not Donkey! 501 00:39:53,834 --> 00:39:55,211 And another thing... 502 00:39:56,212 --> 00:39:57,672 Wait a minute. 503 00:39:58,339 --> 00:39:59,757 I think I got something. 504 00:40:00,383 --> 00:40:02,677 - Whatever it is, it's sweet. - Fiona. 505 00:40:02,843 --> 00:40:04,470 Luscious and tasty. 506 00:40:04,637 --> 00:40:07,181 Hey! That's my wife you're talking about. 507 00:40:08,766 --> 00:40:09,850 Donkey! 508 00:40:13,854 --> 00:40:15,940 Yeah! Waffles! 509 00:40:16,107 --> 00:40:19,068 And I thought the Waffle Fairy was just a bedtime story. 510 00:40:19,610 --> 00:40:23,197 Sticky stacks of golden, syrupy deliciousness! 511 00:40:23,364 --> 00:40:25,533 Donkey! Don't eat that! 512 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:29,829 There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. 513 00:40:29,996 --> 00:40:31,872 Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious? 514 00:40:32,623 --> 00:40:34,792 Oh, you... I'm just... What are you...? 515 00:40:34,959 --> 00:40:36,919 Bad Donkey! Mustn't. 516 00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:41,132 I said, don't! Don't! No! Get away from it. 517 00:40:42,049 --> 00:40:43,092 You did. 518 00:40:50,224 --> 00:40:51,350 Look out! 519 00:40:54,478 --> 00:40:55,479 Donkey! 520 00:40:55,646 --> 00:40:58,065 - Are you OK? - I'm fine. 521 00:41:00,234 --> 00:41:01,319 Donkey. 522 00:41:03,821 --> 00:41:05,406 Help! Help me! 523 00:41:05,573 --> 00:41:08,326 Help, Shrek! Help! 524 00:41:32,099 --> 00:41:33,309 Watch your head. 525 00:41:33,517 --> 00:41:34,852 Hey, it's a new guy! 526 00:41:35,019 --> 00:41:37,146 Look at him, all dressed up in his Sunday vest. 527 00:41:37,313 --> 00:41:39,065 He's really tiny, isn't he? 528 00:41:39,231 --> 00:41:41,317 Yeah. Fate has delivered us a comrade-in-arms 529 00:41:41,484 --> 00:41:43,110 and for that, we are thankful. Suit him up! 530 00:41:43,277 --> 00:41:45,237 - Let's go, greenie. - Now, wait a minute! 531 00:41:50,201 --> 00:41:52,036 - Hey! - Here you go. 532 00:41:57,333 --> 00:42:00,127 - Welcome to the resistance. - Resistance? 533 00:42:00,294 --> 00:42:03,881 We fight for freedom and ogres everywhere! 534 00:42:13,349 --> 00:42:14,975 I didn't know we could do that. 535 00:42:15,142 --> 00:42:17,645 Help! You can't eat me! I got the mange! 536 00:42:17,812 --> 00:42:22,274 - I'm poisonous! I'm all poi... - I'll take him! This order's to go. 537 00:42:22,441 --> 00:42:24,860 Hey! I haven't removed his giblets yet. 538 00:42:25,027 --> 00:42:27,196 Trust me, you don't want to eat this one. 539 00:42:27,363 --> 00:42:29,407 I go down smooth, but come out fighting! 540 00:42:29,573 --> 00:42:31,659 - Let go! - Don't make Mama mad. 541 00:42:31,826 --> 00:42:32,910 Your dinner is my friend! 542 00:42:33,077 --> 00:42:35,204 - Come on, guys! - I got to get the giblets out! 543 00:42:35,371 --> 00:42:37,373 - She's back. - There she is. 544 00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:56,308 Fiona! 545 00:42:58,436 --> 00:43:00,521 I'm so happy I found you! 546 00:43:08,696 --> 00:43:10,072 Maybe you missed orientation, 547 00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:13,742 but for future reference, personal space is very important to me. 548 00:43:15,035 --> 00:43:16,871 You don't know who I am, do you? 549 00:43:17,037 --> 00:43:18,539 No. 550 00:43:18,706 --> 00:43:20,708 Brogan, I have news from Far Far Away. 551 00:43:20,875 --> 00:43:23,043 Gather the others and meet me in the war room. 552 00:43:23,210 --> 00:43:25,713 Gretched, make sure everyone is prepared to move out tonight. 553 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,840 - I need to talk to you. - What is it? 554 00:43:28,007 --> 00:43:32,553 OK, I know you don't remember me, but... 555 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:34,805 ...we're married. Hear me out. 556 00:43:34,972 --> 00:43:37,725 And at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet, 557 00:43:37,892 --> 00:43:39,310 the villagers wanted me to sign their pitchforks, 558 00:43:39,477 --> 00:43:41,520 and this boy kept saying, "Do the roar." 559 00:43:41,687 --> 00:43:44,106 Then I punched the cakes that the pigs ate and the next thing I knew, 560 00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:46,609 my donkey fell in your waffle hole. 561 00:43:49,153 --> 00:43:51,655 Right? Who's with me? 562 00:43:53,407 --> 00:43:56,035 I guess I must have kicked him harder than I thought. 563 00:43:56,202 --> 00:43:58,412 Fiona, I need to... 564 00:43:59,914 --> 00:44:02,416 Witches! All right, everyone, you know the drill! 565 00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:04,418 - Fiona! - Witches! Oh, no! 566 00:44:04,585 --> 00:44:06,670 - Witches! Witches! - Come on, now. 567 00:44:35,574 --> 00:44:38,369 Fiona, that's the third patrol today. We can't hide forever. 568 00:44:38,536 --> 00:44:42,122 Trust me, Brogan. After tonight, we won't have to. 569 00:44:43,707 --> 00:44:46,877 - That's your wife? - That's my wife. 570 00:44:47,294 --> 00:44:50,339 Well, I see who wears the chain mail in your family! 571 00:44:53,509 --> 00:44:58,514 Some people like to look at the goblet as... as half empty. 572 00:44:58,681 --> 00:45:02,685 Me, I like to look at it as half full. 573 00:45:03,519 --> 00:45:06,647 We've gone from the bottom to the top, ladies. 574 00:45:06,814 --> 00:45:09,942 But we're not just an empire. 575 00:45:10,484 --> 00:45:11,735 We're a family. 576 00:45:12,736 --> 00:45:16,490 Everyone has got their cupcake? Cupcake, cupcake? Good. Yes? Baba? 577 00:45:16,657 --> 00:45:17,658 Good. 578 00:45:17,825 --> 00:45:21,036 Yeah, you know, we have put away a lot of ogres. 579 00:45:21,203 --> 00:45:25,374 And so one got away. Who cares? It's not a big deal. 580 00:45:25,874 --> 00:45:27,960 It doesn't matter to me. 581 00:45:28,127 --> 00:45:30,879 It's not like it's the end of the world. 582 00:45:32,047 --> 00:45:34,967 Except... funny thing. 583 00:45:35,134 --> 00:45:38,637 Now that I think about it, the ogre who got away is Shrek! 584 00:45:38,804 --> 00:45:41,640 And if he shares a kiss with Fiona by sunrise, 585 00:45:41,807 --> 00:45:44,977 it is the end of the world! Our world! 586 00:45:45,144 --> 00:45:47,021 My empire! 587 00:45:50,566 --> 00:45:53,027 But, as I was saying, 588 00:45:53,193 --> 00:45:57,239 I like to look at the goblet as half full. 589 00:45:58,699 --> 00:46:00,701 Yelling makes me so parched. 590 00:46:00,868 --> 00:46:04,705 Would anyone care for some water? Wet your whistle? 591 00:46:04,872 --> 00:46:07,750 A clear, crisp, delicious glass... 592 00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:11,086 ...of agua purificada? 593 00:46:11,253 --> 00:46:13,589 Anybody's thirsty? Nobody's thirsty? No? 594 00:46:14,590 --> 00:46:16,592 Well, then does anyone care to tell me 595 00:46:16,759 --> 00:46:19,386 what it's going to take to get this ogre? You. 596 00:46:19,553 --> 00:46:20,679 Faster brooms? 597 00:46:20,846 --> 00:46:22,431 - No! - Pointier hats? 598 00:46:22,598 --> 00:46:24,224 - No! You! - Maybe we could hire 599 00:46:24,391 --> 00:46:26,101 a professional bounty hunter? 600 00:46:27,144 --> 00:46:30,105 What a world! What a world! 601 00:46:31,732 --> 00:46:34,652 You know, actually not a bad idea. Baba! 602 00:46:35,277 --> 00:46:36,904 I need a bounty hunter. 603 00:46:37,071 --> 00:46:40,240 And if music doth soothe the savage beast... 604 00:46:40,407 --> 00:46:43,619 ...then I think I might know just the person! 605 00:46:45,954 --> 00:46:50,209 Listen up, everyone. Word has come from Far Far Away. 606 00:46:50,376 --> 00:46:53,545 Stiltskin is leading tonight's ogre hunt himself. 607 00:46:53,712 --> 00:46:55,422 - He's never done that before. - What? Why? 608 00:46:55,589 --> 00:46:57,424 I bet that's because of us. 609 00:46:57,591 --> 00:46:59,343 If that cupcake-eating clown 610 00:46:59,510 --> 00:47:02,638 finally leaves the safety of his filthy witch nest... 611 00:47:03,305 --> 00:47:04,598 ...he'll be vulnerable. 612 00:47:04,765 --> 00:47:07,935 The plan's simple. If they follow the usual patrol route, 613 00:47:08,102 --> 00:47:10,229 they'll reach the river by midnight. 614 00:47:10,396 --> 00:47:13,899 We'll be concealed along this road, waiting for his caravan. 615 00:47:14,066 --> 00:47:17,403 Once they reach the clearing, I'll give the signal. 616 00:47:17,569 --> 00:47:19,446 And then we attack! 617 00:47:25,202 --> 00:47:28,455 And when the smoke clears... Wait, what's this? 618 00:47:28,622 --> 00:47:29,915 That's my chimichanga stand. 619 00:47:30,999 --> 00:47:33,168 No, Cookie. We won't be needing that. 620 00:47:33,335 --> 00:47:37,047 Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be really hungry after this ambush, OK? 621 00:47:37,965 --> 00:47:39,758 Go and finish your little speech. 622 00:47:40,509 --> 00:47:43,971 All right, as I was saying, when the smoke clears, 623 00:47:44,138 --> 00:47:47,850 Rumpelstiltskin is gone and the chimichangas have been eaten. 624 00:47:48,016 --> 00:47:50,644 Far Far Away will finally be free. 625 00:47:50,811 --> 00:47:52,563 - And so will we. - Spread the word. 626 00:47:52,730 --> 00:47:55,983 We move out as soon as Rumpel leaves the palace. 627 00:47:58,318 --> 00:48:00,529 - Man, this is serious! - Tell me about it. 628 00:48:00,696 --> 00:48:03,282 How am I ever gonna get her to kiss me before sunrise? 629 00:48:03,449 --> 00:48:04,992 Actually, I was talking about the revolution. 630 00:48:05,159 --> 00:48:06,660 Revolution? 631 00:48:06,827 --> 00:48:08,746 Why don't you just tell her what you told me? 632 00:48:08,912 --> 00:48:11,540 About how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe. 633 00:48:11,707 --> 00:48:13,500 Well, while I'm at it, why don't I tell her 634 00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:15,669 that you're married to a fire-breathing dragon 635 00:48:15,836 --> 00:48:18,881 and you have little mutant donkey-dragon babies. 636 00:48:19,381 --> 00:48:20,549 I do?! 637 00:48:20,716 --> 00:48:23,635 You saw what happened. She's gonna think I'm crazy. 638 00:48:23,802 --> 00:48:25,012 I'm a daddy? 639 00:48:25,179 --> 00:48:28,557 You know what? If I got Fiona to kiss me once... 640 00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:32,352 ...then I can do it again. 641 00:48:33,228 --> 00:48:35,439 Shrek, do my babies have hooves or talons? 642 00:48:35,606 --> 00:48:37,191 Donkey...! 643 00:48:37,357 --> 00:48:38,776 Hello? 644 00:48:40,235 --> 00:48:41,403 Fiona? 645 00:48:47,409 --> 00:48:50,496 You should not be here, señor. 646 00:48:50,662 --> 00:48:52,039 Puss? 647 00:48:57,544 --> 00:48:59,254 You've gotta be kidding me. 648 00:49:13,101 --> 00:49:15,562 Feed me, if you dare. 649 00:49:15,729 --> 00:49:19,066 Puss, what happened to you? You got so fa... 650 00:49:20,442 --> 00:49:23,445 - ...fancy. - Do I know you? 651 00:49:23,612 --> 00:49:26,198 Well, where's your hat? Where's your belt? 652 00:49:26,365 --> 00:49:28,116 Your wee little boots? 653 00:49:28,283 --> 00:49:30,744 Boots? For a cat? Ha! 654 00:49:30,911 --> 00:49:33,997 But you're Puss in Boots. 655 00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:36,208 Maybe once. 656 00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:37,918 But that is a name I have outgrown. 657 00:49:38,085 --> 00:49:39,753 That's not the only thing you've outgrown. 658 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:44,007 Hey! I may have let myself go a little since retirement, 659 00:49:44,174 --> 00:49:46,760 but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life. 660 00:49:46,927 --> 00:49:49,972 I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase. 661 00:49:51,598 --> 00:49:52,975 I'll get him later. 662 00:49:53,141 --> 00:49:55,561 Puss, what have I done to you? 663 00:49:55,727 --> 00:49:57,187 You've gone soft. 664 00:49:57,980 --> 00:50:02,150 Well, I do get brushed twice a day. 665 00:50:03,318 --> 00:50:04,945 Look, it's not too late to fix it. 666 00:50:05,112 --> 00:50:07,364 All you have to do is help me get a kiss from Fiona. 667 00:50:07,531 --> 00:50:10,659 What are you doing? Can I help you with something? 668 00:50:10,826 --> 00:50:13,787 Well, I know how stressful mounting a rebellion can be... 669 00:50:13,954 --> 00:50:15,956 ...rallying the troops, planning attacks, 670 00:50:16,123 --> 00:50:19,918 so I brought you a little something to ease the tension. 671 00:50:20,460 --> 00:50:21,545 A gift basket? 672 00:50:21,712 --> 00:50:24,339 You're welcome. So let's see what you got. 673 00:50:24,506 --> 00:50:26,884 Heart-shaped box of slugs. 674 00:50:27,509 --> 00:50:29,970 Skunk-scented candle. 675 00:50:30,137 --> 00:50:34,516 - Look, this really isn't the... - What's this? Coupons! 676 00:50:34,683 --> 00:50:36,727 Let's see, "Good for one free foot massage." 677 00:50:36,894 --> 00:50:39,229 "A mud facial!" Oh, and here's one... 678 00:50:39,396 --> 00:50:42,941 "Good for one free kiss." Let's cash it now. 679 00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:45,110 Look, I don't know what this is all about, 680 00:50:45,277 --> 00:50:46,820 but I'm trying to run a revolution. 681 00:50:46,987 --> 00:50:49,197 So unless you have Rumpelstiltskin's head in there, 682 00:50:49,364 --> 00:50:51,491 I suggest you take your gift basket, 683 00:50:51,658 --> 00:50:55,370 get out of my tent and go make yourself useful! 684 00:50:56,038 --> 00:51:00,334 Wow. You're right. I am sorry. 685 00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:03,545 I was just trying to be friendly. No hard feelings? 686 00:51:05,172 --> 00:51:06,214 An apologetic hug? 687 00:51:07,424 --> 00:51:08,717 And a quick kiss goodbye. 688 00:51:10,218 --> 00:51:11,219 Hey! 689 00:51:11,845 --> 00:51:14,014 Wait! Is that mistletoe I see? 690 00:51:15,724 --> 00:51:19,102 Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute, or do they make people feel uncomfortable? 691 00:51:19,269 --> 00:51:22,397 - Where'd we find that guy? - Could it be true? 692 00:51:22,564 --> 00:51:26,777 Have the years of prim and pampery made me soft? 693 00:51:26,944 --> 00:51:29,863 Don't be silly. Now who's a pretty kitty? 694 00:51:30,030 --> 00:51:31,615 I am. 695 00:51:39,414 --> 00:51:41,959 Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi. 696 00:51:43,251 --> 00:51:44,294 Honk. 697 00:51:44,461 --> 00:51:46,046 All right, Piggies, be gone! 698 00:51:46,213 --> 00:51:48,423 Don't forget to take her little potty box with you. 699 00:51:49,383 --> 00:51:51,343 This little piggy wants to go home! 700 00:51:51,510 --> 00:51:54,805 - Mr. Stiltskin! He's here. - Nice. 701 00:52:08,568 --> 00:52:11,738 Pied Piper. How was your commute? 702 00:52:13,824 --> 00:52:14,908 Good. 703 00:52:15,075 --> 00:52:16,827 You call this guy a bounty hunter? 704 00:52:16,994 --> 00:52:19,871 What's he gonna do, flute those ogres a lullaby? 705 00:52:31,842 --> 00:52:33,468 OK, got it! 706 00:52:34,678 --> 00:52:36,805 Make it stop! 707 00:52:41,101 --> 00:52:42,477 All right, that's enough. 708 00:52:45,814 --> 00:52:49,484 Looks like it's time to pay the piper. 709 00:52:51,653 --> 00:52:54,406 Griselda, seriously, it's time to pay the piper. 710 00:52:54,573 --> 00:52:57,617 Now go get my checkbook! Go! Move! Get out! 711 00:52:57,784 --> 00:52:59,786 Things are getting real sloppy around here! 712 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,042 Here, now make sure they eat up! 713 00:53:05,208 --> 00:53:08,503 You can't end tyranny on an empty stomach! Go on! Go! 714 00:53:08,670 --> 00:53:10,172 Din-din! 715 00:53:17,929 --> 00:53:20,807 - Come on, Donkey. - One more time, please? 716 00:53:20,974 --> 00:53:23,268 All right, but this is the last time. 717 00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:25,854 Here it comes. Look at him. 718 00:53:31,193 --> 00:53:33,028 I see you! 719 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,823 These eyes have seen a lot of love 720 00:53:36,990 --> 00:53:39,785 But they never want to see another one like they had with you 721 00:53:39,951 --> 00:53:41,828 That's quite a friend you've got there. 722 00:53:41,995 --> 00:53:44,122 I can see why you haven't eaten him. 723 00:53:44,289 --> 00:53:46,917 Donkey! I hate to pull you away from your adoring public, 724 00:53:47,084 --> 00:53:49,377 but I'm not getting anywhere with Fiona. 725 00:53:49,544 --> 00:53:52,631 - I need your help! - Hey, everybody. Who wants dessert? 726 00:53:55,425 --> 00:53:57,469 - Where'd you get these? - Fiona's garbage. 727 00:53:57,636 --> 00:54:00,555 Just another gift from some clueless lover boy. 728 00:54:02,349 --> 00:54:04,017 That's a good one, Cookie! 729 00:54:05,018 --> 00:54:08,021 Anyone who knows Fiona knows this stuff ain't gonna work on her. 730 00:54:08,188 --> 00:54:09,689 Works on me. 731 00:54:09,856 --> 00:54:12,734 Donkey, what am I gonna do? It's like I don't even know her. 732 00:54:12,901 --> 00:54:16,279 You in trouble, Romeo. The only thing Fiona cares about is her cause. 733 00:54:16,446 --> 00:54:19,449 - To the cause! - To the cause! 734 00:54:21,618 --> 00:54:22,786 All right! 735 00:54:45,267 --> 00:54:46,268 Hello! 736 00:54:50,272 --> 00:54:52,357 - Nice moves. - What are you doing? 737 00:54:52,524 --> 00:54:55,235 What does it look like? I'm getting ready for ambush action. 738 00:54:55,402 --> 00:54:58,071 Oh, yeah. I always like to quad my lutes 739 00:54:58,238 --> 00:55:02,409 and do some scrunches before an operational... op. 740 00:55:02,576 --> 00:55:03,618 This one taken? 741 00:55:03,785 --> 00:55:05,620 We use that to clean the toilets. 742 00:55:07,539 --> 00:55:10,667 And we use that one to clean the thing we clean the toilets with. 743 00:55:10,834 --> 00:55:12,127 I knew that. 744 00:55:13,211 --> 00:55:14,337 There you go, chief. 745 00:55:31,479 --> 00:55:33,648 Hey... Scott? 746 00:55:34,149 --> 00:55:35,984 My name is Shrek, actually. 747 00:55:36,151 --> 00:55:38,987 You're going to get yourself killed at the ambush tonight. 748 00:55:39,154 --> 00:55:42,782 I'll be fine. I think I can take care of myself... 749 00:55:43,283 --> 00:55:44,534 Well, let's see about that. 750 00:55:44,951 --> 00:55:47,412 Hey! Hey... Hey! 751 00:55:47,579 --> 00:55:48,622 What the...? 752 00:55:53,335 --> 00:55:54,669 Fiona? 753 00:56:27,244 --> 00:56:28,536 I got it. 754 00:56:28,870 --> 00:56:30,205 Give me your hand. 755 00:56:32,540 --> 00:56:34,251 The dragon goes under the bridge, 756 00:56:34,417 --> 00:56:36,670 through the loop and finally... 757 00:56:36,836 --> 00:56:38,421 Into the castle. 758 00:56:47,055 --> 00:56:48,390 Wow. 759 00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:52,227 OK. Good. 760 00:56:52,852 --> 00:56:54,562 It seems like you can handle yourself. 761 00:56:54,729 --> 00:56:56,690 - But, Fiona... - Go get ready for the mission! 762 00:56:56,856 --> 00:56:59,859 - I will, but Fiona... - That's an order! 763 00:57:10,954 --> 00:57:14,374 All right, let's get those axes sharpened and weapons packed! 764 00:57:14,541 --> 00:57:16,126 Preparation is half the battle! 765 00:57:17,294 --> 00:57:21,756 Ogre! Un momento! Un momento! 766 00:57:22,257 --> 00:57:24,801 Ogre, ogre, un momento! 767 00:57:26,428 --> 00:57:27,721 Just give me a minute. 768 00:57:27,887 --> 00:57:30,724 Look, Puss, I'm a little pressed for time. 769 00:57:30,890 --> 00:57:34,060 I am not believing what I have just witnessed. 770 00:57:34,227 --> 00:57:35,895 Back there, you and Fiona. 771 00:57:36,062 --> 00:57:38,732 There was a spark... a spark inside her heart 772 00:57:38,898 --> 00:57:40,608 I thought was long extinguished. 773 00:57:40,775 --> 00:57:45,196 It was as if, for one moment, Fiona had actually found her true love! 774 00:57:45,363 --> 00:57:48,700 I am her true love. I ended her curse. 775 00:57:49,284 --> 00:57:51,119 You know of her curse? 776 00:57:51,286 --> 00:57:54,581 By day, one way, by night another. 777 00:57:54,748 --> 00:57:57,500 This shall be the norm. 778 00:57:57,667 --> 00:58:01,171 Until you find true love's first kiss... 779 00:58:02,464 --> 00:58:06,343 ...and then take love's true form. 780 00:58:07,218 --> 00:58:09,095 You even know the little rhyme! 781 00:58:09,262 --> 00:58:11,765 It is true! You are the one! You must prove it to her! 782 00:58:11,931 --> 00:58:14,100 - How? - Convince her! 783 00:58:14,267 --> 00:58:15,602 Go to her when she is alone 784 00:58:15,769 --> 00:58:19,439 and tell her something that only her true love would know. 785 00:58:19,606 --> 00:58:21,149 Know about what?! 786 00:58:23,151 --> 00:58:25,987 Whoa! That's a whole lot of kitty! Shrek, can we keep him? 787 00:58:43,004 --> 00:58:44,839 Excuse me. Coming through! 788 00:58:45,006 --> 00:58:47,717 Pardon me, guys! Watch your back. 789 00:58:47,884 --> 00:58:50,762 Look, Donkey, the chimichanga cart! Quick! 790 00:58:50,929 --> 00:58:53,807 Ándale! After him, burro! Donkey, vámonos! 791 00:58:53,973 --> 00:58:56,101 Man, you are a cat-astrophe! 792 00:58:56,267 --> 00:58:58,645 And you are ri-donkey-lous! 793 00:59:04,526 --> 00:59:07,320 I'll scout ahead. Wait for my signal. 794 00:59:12,367 --> 00:59:14,244 Secure your positions! 795 00:59:30,593 --> 00:59:33,138 - It's quite a view from up here. - What are you doing?! 796 00:59:33,304 --> 00:59:34,347 Get back in position! 797 00:59:34,514 --> 00:59:37,600 You need to know, once and for all, who I really am. 798 00:59:37,767 --> 00:59:39,227 You are going to ruin everything! 799 00:59:39,394 --> 00:59:41,646 Ruin everything? Actually, I'm gonna fix everything... 800 00:59:41,813 --> 00:59:44,524 The ogres, Rumpel, your curse. 801 00:59:46,109 --> 00:59:47,777 How do you know about my curse?! 802 00:59:47,944 --> 00:59:52,365 OK, OK, please, Fiona... Just hear me out. 803 00:59:52,532 --> 00:59:55,076 I can explain everything. 804 00:59:58,580 --> 01:00:01,374 - Where's Fiona's signal? - What's she waiting for? 805 01:00:01,541 --> 01:00:04,377 - He's going to get away! - No, he's not. 806 01:00:29,944 --> 01:00:33,740 Listen, I don't know who you are or how you know about my curse, 807 01:00:33,907 --> 01:00:35,783 but if any of these ogres find out I'm... 808 01:00:35,950 --> 01:00:39,204 - A beautiful princess? - That is not who I am! Not anymore. 809 01:00:39,370 --> 01:00:42,415 - Look, I know you're upset. - You don't know anything about me. 810 01:00:42,582 --> 01:00:44,250 I know everything about you. 811 01:00:44,417 --> 01:00:47,420 I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. 812 01:00:47,587 --> 01:00:49,756 - Big deal. - I know that when you sign your name, 813 01:00:49,923 --> 01:00:52,592 - you put a heart over the "I". - So what? 814 01:00:52,759 --> 01:00:54,761 I know that when you see a shooting star, 815 01:00:54,928 --> 01:00:56,930 you cross your fingers on both hands, 816 01:00:57,096 --> 01:01:00,892 squinch up your nose and you make a wish. 817 01:01:01,059 --> 01:01:03,937 I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet, 818 01:01:04,103 --> 01:01:05,772 and I know that you sleep by candlelight 819 01:01:05,939 --> 01:01:07,941 because every time you close your eyes... 820 01:01:08,983 --> 01:01:11,986 ...you're afraid you're gonna wake up back in that tower. 821 01:01:13,696 --> 01:01:15,823 But, most importantly, Fiona... 822 01:01:16,824 --> 01:01:20,411 ...I know that the reason you turn human every day... 823 01:01:22,705 --> 01:01:24,791 ...is because you've never been kissed... 824 01:01:26,209 --> 01:01:27,335 ...well... 825 01:01:29,837 --> 01:01:31,005 ...by me. 826 01:01:40,557 --> 01:01:44,477 - You move fast. - It's not me doing the moving. 827 01:01:46,479 --> 01:01:48,648 - Why is this happening?! - Love? 828 01:01:48,815 --> 01:01:51,943 - No, I'm being forced to dance! - By love! 829 01:01:52,110 --> 01:01:54,862 No, I can't stop myself! 830 01:01:55,029 --> 01:01:57,865 Please! Make it stop! 831 01:01:58,032 --> 01:02:00,201 I can't control myself! 832 01:02:04,038 --> 01:02:07,166 Yeah! Cookie's bringing the heat out of the kitchen! 833 01:02:09,419 --> 01:02:11,879 Oh, no! It's the Piper! 834 01:02:14,048 --> 01:02:17,677 I can't believe I let this happen, and it's all because of you! 835 01:02:17,844 --> 01:02:22,265 - If you'd just let me kiss you! - What? You're insane! 836 01:02:37,196 --> 01:02:41,284 We must do something before they fandango themselves into oblivion! 837 01:02:41,451 --> 01:02:44,871 - What can we do? - First, you must stop dancing! 838 01:02:45,038 --> 01:02:47,749 When somebody tooties that flutey, I got to shake my booty! 839 01:02:47,915 --> 01:02:49,542 Then it's up to me! 840 01:02:58,092 --> 01:03:01,929 Hurry! We must get them away from the music! 841 01:03:04,265 --> 01:03:07,352 Puss and Donkey to the rescue! We saved the day! 842 01:03:33,044 --> 01:03:35,546 Donkey... Can I borrow your tongue? 843 01:03:35,713 --> 01:03:36,798 Say what?! 844 01:03:37,757 --> 01:03:39,092 No. Hell... 845 01:03:41,552 --> 01:03:44,597 I don't care how big your eyes get, player, it's not going down. 846 01:03:50,353 --> 01:03:51,437 All right! 847 01:03:51,938 --> 01:03:52,939 Stop! 848 01:03:53,106 --> 01:03:55,608 - Where are you going? - To save my friends. 849 01:03:55,775 --> 01:03:58,611 - How, by getting yourself killed? - If that's what it takes. 850 01:03:58,778 --> 01:04:00,071 Puss, say something. 851 01:04:00,238 --> 01:04:02,115 - Puss? - Let me explain. 852 01:04:02,281 --> 01:04:04,409 That's how you knew so much about me. 853 01:04:04,575 --> 01:04:07,662 - Fiona, wait! Kiss me. - What? 854 01:04:07,829 --> 01:04:09,455 It's the only way to save your friends. 855 01:04:09,622 --> 01:04:10,581 Get out of my way. 856 01:04:10,748 --> 01:04:13,960 You used to believe that a single kiss could solve everything! 857 01:04:40,570 --> 01:04:44,782 I don't understand. This doesn't make any sense. 858 01:04:44,949 --> 01:04:47,577 True love's kiss was supposed to fix everything! 859 01:04:47,744 --> 01:04:49,829 Yeah, you know, that's what they told me, too. 860 01:04:49,996 --> 01:04:52,331 True love didn't get me out of that tower. 861 01:04:52,498 --> 01:04:55,209 I did. I saved myself. 862 01:04:56,377 --> 01:04:59,839 Don't you get it? It's all just a big fairy tale. 863 01:05:00,006 --> 01:05:02,425 Fiona, don't say that. It does exist! 864 01:05:02,592 --> 01:05:03,968 How would you know? 865 01:05:04,135 --> 01:05:06,846 Did you grow up locked away in a Dragon's Keep? 866 01:05:07,013 --> 01:05:09,849 Did you live all alone in a miserable tower? 867 01:05:10,016 --> 01:05:12,351 Did you cry yourself to sleep every night, 868 01:05:12,518 --> 01:05:15,104 waiting for a true love that never came?! 869 01:05:16,397 --> 01:05:19,984 But... But I'm your true love. 870 01:05:20,151 --> 01:05:23,571 Then where were you when I needed you? 871 01:05:35,416 --> 01:05:37,919 Maybe you kissed her wrong? 872 01:05:38,544 --> 01:05:39,587 No. 873 01:05:40,129 --> 01:05:41,923 The kiss didn't work... 874 01:05:42,882 --> 01:05:45,218 ...because Fiona doesn't love me. 875 01:05:51,766 --> 01:05:53,476 Don't despair, fellow ogres! 876 01:05:53,643 --> 01:05:57,897 They can put us in cages, but they can't cage our honor! 877 01:05:59,273 --> 01:06:02,193 Shrek and Fiona are together?! 878 01:06:04,278 --> 01:06:07,532 Yeah, I've heard enough of your toot-a-lee-toots! You blew it! 879 01:06:07,698 --> 01:06:09,367 Wolfie! My speech wig. 880 01:06:09,534 --> 01:06:13,788 Baba! Ready my makeup. And Piper, pull my socks up. 881 01:06:16,249 --> 01:06:17,208 Tight. 882 01:06:17,375 --> 01:06:18,876 Attention, citizens. 883 01:06:19,669 --> 01:06:23,965 Please stay tuned for a message from our tyrannical dictator! 884 01:06:25,341 --> 01:06:28,761 Hello, people. It is I, Rumpelstiltskin... 885 01:06:28,928 --> 01:06:31,013 ...shepherd of your dreams. 886 01:06:32,849 --> 01:06:35,810 Recently, a certain somebody 887 01:06:35,977 --> 01:06:39,313 has jeopardized our joyous lives. 888 01:06:40,273 --> 01:06:45,236 And that somebody is the rat-munching ogre called Shrek! 889 01:06:45,403 --> 01:06:47,697 That is why I come to you, dear citizens. 890 01:06:47,864 --> 01:06:50,366 For whomever brings me this ogre, 891 01:06:50,533 --> 01:06:56,080 shall receive the deal of a lifetime. Just think of it! 892 01:06:56,247 --> 01:06:58,499 - Total and complete happiness. - Ja! 893 01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:02,128 Dazzling, radiant fulfillment! All your greatest wishes. 894 01:07:02,295 --> 01:07:04,297 - Yeah! - Your wildest dreams. 895 01:07:04,463 --> 01:07:09,093 Anything you could ever want! No strings attached! 896 01:07:09,385 --> 01:07:12,471 But hurry, this is a limited time offer. 897 01:07:12,638 --> 01:07:18,477 So light your torches, sharpen your pitchforks and get your mob on! 898 01:07:18,978 --> 01:07:22,023 Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! 899 01:07:26,277 --> 01:07:28,321 Go back where you came from! 900 01:07:31,490 --> 01:07:33,117 It seems that we are safe. 901 01:07:33,284 --> 01:07:36,078 Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky and torchy out there. Let's go. 902 01:07:36,245 --> 01:07:40,333 What's the point? The kiss didn't work. It's over. 903 01:07:40,499 --> 01:07:43,502 Look, Shrek, I know things might seem a little bleak right now, 904 01:07:43,669 --> 01:07:46,130 but things always work themselves out in the end, you'll see. 905 01:07:46,297 --> 01:07:48,674 - I bet by this time tomorrow... - Don't you understand? 906 01:07:48,841 --> 01:07:50,509 There is no tomorrow. 907 01:07:50,676 --> 01:07:54,639 There's no day after that, and there's no day after that day after that! 908 01:07:54,805 --> 01:07:58,309 My life was perfect and I'm never going to get it back! 909 01:07:58,476 --> 01:08:02,063 If your life was so perfect, why'd you sign it away to Rumpelstiltskin? 910 01:08:02,229 --> 01:08:05,608 Because I didn't know what I had until it was gone! All right? 911 01:08:10,404 --> 01:08:12,239 I didn't know what I had. 912 01:08:14,825 --> 01:08:18,329 Surrender now! I'm taking you in! 913 01:08:18,913 --> 01:08:22,500 Don't try to fight it, ogre! The reward is mine! 914 01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:23,668 Gingy? 915 01:08:24,460 --> 01:08:26,879 - You unhand me, green devil! - What are you doing? 916 01:08:27,046 --> 01:08:28,339 Collecting my bounty! 917 01:08:28,506 --> 01:08:30,508 - Bounty? - What are you talking about, cracker? 918 01:08:31,258 --> 01:08:33,719 Rumpelstiltskin promised the deal of a lifetime 919 01:08:33,886 --> 01:08:36,889 - for whoever could bring you in. - Deal of a lifetime? 920 01:08:37,056 --> 01:08:40,101 Where all your wishes come true. 921 01:08:41,769 --> 01:08:43,104 Wait a minute. 922 01:08:43,896 --> 01:08:46,607 - I can still fix this. - How you gonna do that? 923 01:08:46,774 --> 01:08:51,070 You know what? I'm gonna give Rumpelstiltskin exactly what he wants. 924 01:08:51,237 --> 01:08:53,572 OK, Gingy, tell me about this... 925 01:08:57,952 --> 01:08:59,954 Were you going to eat that? 926 01:09:01,956 --> 01:09:05,042 Not Shrek. That is not Shrek. Also not Shrek. 927 01:09:05,209 --> 01:09:08,546 That's not even an ogre, it is a troll! Nice try. 928 01:09:08,713 --> 01:09:09,714 - And that... - Roar. 929 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:10,881 ...is just sad. 930 01:09:11,757 --> 01:09:13,634 And what is that supposed to be? 931 01:09:13,801 --> 01:09:15,386 I'm just a frightened old man. 932 01:09:15,553 --> 01:09:18,472 Don't listen to him! These ogres are crafty! 933 01:09:18,639 --> 01:09:20,266 That is your father painted green. 934 01:09:20,433 --> 01:09:22,476 No, it's Shrek! Honest! 935 01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:25,062 Take them away! 936 01:09:25,229 --> 01:09:28,107 Can no one bring me Shrek?! Where is he? 937 01:09:28,274 --> 01:09:30,985 How hard can it be?! I want him! I want him! I want him! 938 01:09:31,485 --> 01:09:32,820 Stiltskin! 939 01:09:34,405 --> 01:09:36,115 I hear you're looking for me. 940 01:09:36,949 --> 01:09:38,909 All right! Finally! 941 01:09:39,076 --> 01:09:42,538 Who turned him in? Who gets the deal of a lifetime? 942 01:09:42,705 --> 01:09:44,540 - I do. - What? But... 943 01:09:44,707 --> 01:09:48,627 If I'm turning myself in, I get the deal of a lifetime. 944 01:09:51,630 --> 01:09:55,384 That means you have to give me anything I want. 945 01:09:55,551 --> 01:09:58,137 No! Only true love's kiss can break your contract! 946 01:09:58,304 --> 01:10:00,181 So if you thought you were just gonna... 947 01:10:01,223 --> 01:10:05,478 - ...in here and get your life back... - I'm not here to get my life back. 948 01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:08,439 Then what do you want? 949 01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:21,702 The ogres. They are all free. 950 01:10:21,869 --> 01:10:23,370 But where is Shrek? 951 01:10:28,542 --> 01:10:30,878 This is not good. 952 01:10:32,004 --> 01:10:35,508 I don't know. Not much of a storybook ending. 953 01:10:35,674 --> 01:10:41,514 The noble Shrek turns himself in to save a bunch of filthy ogres. 954 01:10:42,056 --> 01:10:44,725 All that matters is that they're free... 955 01:10:45,226 --> 01:10:47,228 ...and Fiona is safe. 956 01:10:48,729 --> 01:10:51,690 I bet Fiona would be really touched to hear that. 957 01:10:52,358 --> 01:10:53,651 But, hey... 958 01:10:53,818 --> 01:10:56,737 ...I guess you can tell her yourself. 959 01:10:57,571 --> 01:10:59,031 Fiona! 960 01:11:07,414 --> 01:11:11,710 Stiltskin, we had a deal! You agreed to free all ogres! 961 01:11:11,877 --> 01:11:13,129 Oh, yeah. 962 01:11:13,295 --> 01:11:17,925 But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she? 963 01:11:20,928 --> 01:11:26,725 By day, one way, by night, another. Blardy, blardy, blar. 964 01:11:28,602 --> 01:11:30,813 Nobody's smart but me! 965 01:11:38,946 --> 01:11:41,448 That was a really brave thing you did, Shrek. 966 01:11:42,241 --> 01:11:43,242 Thank you. 967 01:11:43,951 --> 01:11:46,287 No, you were right. 968 01:11:47,121 --> 01:11:49,248 I wasn't there for you. 969 01:11:49,415 --> 01:11:51,750 And not just at the Dragon's Keep, but... 970 01:11:53,085 --> 01:11:54,837 ...every day since. 971 01:11:55,796 --> 01:11:56,964 Well... 972 01:11:57,965 --> 01:11:59,592 ...you're here now. 973 01:12:02,303 --> 01:12:04,096 Let go of me! I have got to save Shrek! 974 01:12:04,263 --> 01:12:05,639 Don't be a fool, mule! 975 01:12:05,806 --> 01:12:08,309 She's right. Rumpel's palace is locked up tighter 976 01:12:08,475 --> 01:12:11,770 - than Old Mother Hubbard's Cupboard. - And that cupboard wasn't guarded 977 01:12:11,937 --> 01:12:14,940 by a whole bunch of mean, ugly, nasty witches. 978 01:12:15,107 --> 01:12:17,985 Hey! We can hear you! 979 01:12:18,819 --> 01:12:20,321 Sorry! 980 01:12:21,780 --> 01:12:23,616 We must get into the palace. 981 01:12:23,782 --> 01:12:25,910 Man, Shrek and me just busted out of that place! 982 01:12:26,076 --> 01:12:27,620 But how? 983 01:12:28,829 --> 01:12:31,790 The same way we're gonna bust in. 984 01:12:36,253 --> 01:12:40,382 Yay! My new pretty ball! Didn't it look bigger in the catalogue? 985 01:12:40,549 --> 01:12:42,134 I guess it'll have to do. 986 01:12:47,598 --> 01:12:52,311 Witches, finally, the moment we've all been waiting for. 987 01:12:52,478 --> 01:12:55,272 The main event of the evening! 988 01:12:55,439 --> 01:12:58,609 I present Shrek and Fiona! 989 01:13:03,697 --> 01:13:07,743 And now, to put the past behind us once and for all, 990 01:13:07,910 --> 01:13:11,664 I give you a princess's worst nightmare! 991 01:13:11,830 --> 01:13:15,417 Fiona's old flame, the keeper of the keep... 992 01:13:15,584 --> 01:13:17,169 ...Dragon! 993 01:13:31,684 --> 01:13:34,311 Winter, spring, summer or fall 994 01:13:34,478 --> 01:13:36,689 All you got to do is call 995 01:13:36,855 --> 01:13:39,441 And I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah 996 01:13:40,150 --> 01:13:42,444 - Donkey? - And Puss! 997 01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:47,366 In Boots! 998 01:14:17,479 --> 01:14:19,523 Get them, get them, witches! 999 01:14:21,358 --> 01:14:22,901 Incoming! 1000 01:14:27,114 --> 01:14:29,491 - Donkey, woo her! - Woo who? 1001 01:14:29,658 --> 01:14:31,035 Your wife! 1002 01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:56,226 Uh-oh. 1003 01:15:01,732 --> 01:15:05,027 I'll call you! We're in love! 1004 01:15:16,789 --> 01:15:18,248 Fiona, hold on! 1005 01:15:19,958 --> 01:15:21,585 Hey, you! 1006 01:15:51,115 --> 01:15:54,201 - Chimichangas?! - Get 'em while they're hot! 1007 01:16:01,125 --> 01:16:02,334 Jump! 1008 01:16:05,796 --> 01:16:07,005 Now! 1009 01:16:21,061 --> 01:16:23,689 The dragon goes under the bridge! 1010 01:16:24,815 --> 01:16:26,316 Through the loop! 1011 01:16:26,483 --> 01:16:27,568 And finally... 1012 01:16:27,734 --> 01:16:29,319 Into the castle! 1013 01:16:35,993 --> 01:16:37,369 Run! 1014 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:44,835 Foo! 1015 01:16:46,670 --> 01:16:48,005 So long! 1016 01:16:50,883 --> 01:16:52,009 Come on, Fifi, go! 1017 01:16:52,176 --> 01:16:54,052 Go! Witches, close up the floor! 1018 01:16:55,179 --> 01:16:57,806 Come on, Fifi, go! Flappity flap! 1019 01:16:57,973 --> 01:17:01,351 Come on, go! Fly away! Up, up! Go! 1020 01:17:02,186 --> 01:17:03,520 Fifi, no! 1021 01:17:08,275 --> 01:17:10,194 Victory is ours! 1022 01:17:18,577 --> 01:17:21,580 Looks like we're having curly-toed weirdo for breakfast. 1023 01:17:21,747 --> 01:17:24,333 Hey, we make a pretty good team. 1024 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:26,460 You have no idea. 1025 01:17:34,384 --> 01:17:35,719 Shrek? 1026 01:17:38,514 --> 01:17:41,391 His day is up. His day is...! 1027 01:17:41,975 --> 01:17:43,143 Shrek? 1028 01:17:44,228 --> 01:17:45,896 It's all right. 1029 01:17:49,441 --> 01:17:51,735 There has to be something I can do. 1030 01:17:52,569 --> 01:17:56,198 You've already done everything for me, Fiona. 1031 01:17:56,365 --> 01:17:58,951 You gave me a home and a family. 1032 01:17:59,117 --> 01:18:00,869 You have kids? 1033 01:18:01,036 --> 01:18:03,038 We have kids. 1034 01:18:03,205 --> 01:18:07,084 Fergus, Farkle and a little girl named... 1035 01:18:07,251 --> 01:18:08,585 - ...Felicia. - Felicia. 1036 01:18:09,461 --> 01:18:12,256 I always wanted to have a daughter named Felicia. 1037 01:18:12,798 --> 01:18:14,466 And someday... 1038 01:18:16,134 --> 01:18:17,469 ...you will. 1039 01:18:28,146 --> 01:18:30,816 You know what the best part of today was? 1040 01:18:33,443 --> 01:18:37,614 I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again. 1041 01:19:11,523 --> 01:19:14,359 Fiona, the sunrise! 1042 01:19:14,526 --> 01:19:16,820 You're still... an ogre! 1043 01:19:19,323 --> 01:19:22,284 - True love's form. - Impossible! 1044 01:19:23,035 --> 01:19:24,703 The kiss worked. 1045 01:19:31,376 --> 01:19:32,711 What?! 1046 01:19:42,137 --> 01:19:43,555 Fifi! 1047 01:19:45,349 --> 01:19:46,683 Puss! 1048 01:19:49,019 --> 01:19:50,771 No, no, no! 1049 01:19:50,937 --> 01:19:54,024 No, not yet! I'm not ready! No, wait! 1050 01:20:08,163 --> 01:20:09,623 I love you, Daddy! 1051 01:20:09,790 --> 01:20:13,043 Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! 1052 01:20:17,464 --> 01:20:20,676 Everybody, I have found another cake! 1053 01:20:21,426 --> 01:20:23,720 Shrek? Are you OK? 1054 01:20:30,227 --> 01:20:34,398 Fiona. I've never been better. 1055 01:20:36,566 --> 01:20:38,235 Roar! 1056 01:20:43,073 --> 01:20:45,409 Happy Birthday, Farkle. 1057 01:20:45,575 --> 01:20:47,869 Fergus, my little man! 1058 01:20:48,036 --> 01:20:50,330 And Felicia, sweetheart. 1059 01:20:50,497 --> 01:20:52,749 I believe this is yours. 1060 01:20:54,126 --> 01:20:55,794 Thank you, Daddy. 1061 01:20:57,295 --> 01:20:59,798 Hey, Uncle Shrek! How about giving my babies an encore! 1062 01:20:59,965 --> 01:21:02,092 Please, señor, let us have it! 1063 01:21:13,395 --> 01:21:16,857 - I didn't know we could do that. - That's my best friend! 1064 01:21:18,108 --> 01:21:20,277 You know, I always thought 1065 01:21:20,444 --> 01:21:22,821 that I rescued you from the Dragon's Keep. 1066 01:21:22,988 --> 01:21:24,364 You did. 1067 01:21:24,531 --> 01:21:28,118 No. It was you that rescued me. 1068 01:22:59,209 --> 01:23:00,544 Yummy!